How fatty should not wear suits

source: http://chubarama.tumblr.com/post/13569581305/
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Well, chub tried to look good in suit but he made mistakes:

• too short tie (at least he could hide it under buttoned jacket); 
• the suit is too loose and makes him look bad; 
• suit jacket should be buttoned to hide belly; 
• some simple pocket square in chest pocket would divert attention from body figure.